Punstars and Pundits

About two years ago, tired of turning to Facebook every single time I was bored, and sick of scrolling listlessly through articles I didn’t want to read, I removed the Facebook app on my phone. I figured I could check the website if I needed to, and that not having it handy on my phone would curb the addiction somewhat. I was right. I stopped checking Facebook often, and subsequently, I stopped posting as well. I had underestimated how dependent I’d grown on being able to post photos directly from my mobile, so when I stopped using the app, I stopped putting up pictures, and soon everything else also declined. These days, I only use Facebook for the contacts, to be able to get in touch with people whose phone numbers I don’t have (and to allow people to get in touch with me for the same reason).

For the most part, I’m happy with the baggage I’ve shed. I don’t really miss Facebook. Instagram has filled the need for pictures quite nicely, and I get my (relevant) news from all over the internet anyway. The only thing I do miss is interacting with people in the comments section, that too in a very specific kind of post. For a brief period in 2014, my Facebook wall became the hub of what I now refer to as “pun battles”, where something innocuous I would post would attract the punstars and the pundits among my friends and unleash a slew of punny comments. Myself, Sayesha and a few more friends were regular features on these posts (every other comment would be one of us), but my favourite part was always when someone random would sashay in, make a single high-class pun and waltz out in style. I go back to these posts once in a while to give myself a little chuckle, but I figured putting some screenshots over here would make them much more accessible for the future. (Excuse the terrible editing – I wanted to blur out the names.)

It all started with an innocent link to a pun battle on Buzzfeed (article is over here if you want a laugh), but some of us were feeling competitive already:

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Almost a full year later, I made a momentous discovery at work:

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Soon after, I ate something suspect:

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Then this happened:

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The last pun battle happened a while ago (I guess you can only take Russian humour so far):

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I only have one thing to say: take me back to Punderland, please!


9 thoughts on “Punstars and Pundits

    • Sayesha April 22, 2017 / 8:45 pm

      We need to do this on her FB wall from time to time! 😀

  1. Sayesha April 19, 2017 / 9:15 pm

    OMG I miss those days. We need to do this moreeeeeeeee!!!!

    • Clueless April 19, 2017 / 9:28 pm

      I knoooow! But they need to happen organically!

      • peeves April 19, 2017 / 10:13 pm

        What! No genetically-modified puns?!

        • Clueless April 20, 2017 / 7:35 pm

          Of course not. They gotta be FRESH!
          (Disclaimer: Did it for the joke, not a comment on GM food!)

  2. peeves April 19, 2017 / 7:45 pm

    I love how face(book)itious you guys are!

    • Clueless April 19, 2017 / 9:30 pm

      That’s it, you’re (face)booked for the next session!

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