…do some tests! They’re simple, they’re easy, and best of all, unlike those pesky real-world tests, you don’t have to think much. Hmm, maybe one of these tests will tell me just how lazy I am. You know, put it in numbers or something. Graphs, pie-charts, percentages – you know. Ahem. Anyway…
|You Are Mexican Food|
Spicy yet dependable.
You pull punches, but people still love you.
Yum. I’m craving for some enchilladas now.
|Your Movie Buff Quotient: 32%|
You’re a very typical movie goer. You like movies, but you are by no means a movie buff.
You’ve seen many of the biggest blockbusters, but you haven’t really started digging in to the classics.
Gotta watch more movies, eh? Darn. There goes that time I’d spared for “studying”. Oh, well. On the bright side, my Spider-Man 3 review is still valid! Blockbusters rule, yo.
|You Are Emerald Green|
Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you.
Inside, you are very emotional and moody – though you don’t let it show.
People usually have a strong reaction to you… profound love or deep hate.
But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There’s something naturally harmonious about you.
Hee. Poor mopey, angsty, broody me. (I’m like the female Clark Kent, except without powers. Er, or the alien heritage. Or the good looks, for that matter. Um, forget I ever made the analogy, k?) I did this just ‘cuz my blog page is green (at least at present), but I don’t see how the questions relate in any way to green-ness. Does this mean my envy is precious? (Heh, I crack myself up.) I wonder what other “green” options there were – grass? Goo? The CW home page?
|Your Pirate Name Is…|
Captain Lazy Gracey
Arr! I swear, I didn’t tamper with this! BlogThings just got a whole lot freakier. Mind powers! :O
|You Are 18% Evil|
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!
Boo. I’m not that harmless. Just try insulting Tom Welling and my true colours will show. Rrowr.
|You Are Elektra|
There’s really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja?
Heh heh heh. Now, if only I could magically get Jennifer Garner’s abs and a Ben Affleck-esque superhero boyfriend.
|You are 53% Libra|
Ah, figures. I’m a Cusp (Virgo/Libra), so my other 50% must be Virgo-ish. Eek.
|Your Superhero Profile|
Your Superhero Name is The Nuclear Glider
Your Superpower is Vampirism
Your Weakness is 80s Music
Your Weapon is Your Slime Shotgun
Your Mode of Transportation is Snowboard
Har har. Slime shotgun? Ew! Snowboard? I’ve never seen real snow in my freakin’ life! And what does “weakness” mean – I can’t stand ’80s music, or that I love it so much that I get very distracted and stop…er, vampiring long enough for people to gun me down with silver bullets? (Yes, I watched enough Buffy and Angel to know more than I need to know about vampires.) And how on earth does sucking the life out of people make me a superhero?
|You Are Jean Grey|
Although your fate is often unknown, you always seem to survive (even after death).
Your mind is your greatest weapon, literally!
Powers: telepathy and telekinesis, the ability to project thoughts into the mind of others, communication with animals
Jean Grey? Jean Grey?! Ugh! You have got to be kidding me. Just because I think Scott Summers is cute as hell doesn’t mean I’m Jean freakin’ Grey! That woman has no personality at all! And she’s the reason Scott’s dead! Nooooo! (Yes, I have issues with fictional characters. Mind stepping out of the way so I can continue yelling?)
|Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking|
You aren’t afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.
You should major in:
Sigh. Notice how Life Sciences is nowhere in the list. I’m doomed!
|Your Vocabulary Score: A-|
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person.
Ha! A-! I’m considering switching professions. Now instead of studying bugs under microscopes, I should devote my life to teaching them how to spell. How much fun would that be? 😀
|You Are Not Scary|
Everyone loves you. Isn’t that sweet?
Aw, how nice. But you know, just because I wouldn’t be a mortician or show up on someone’s doorstep with a chain-saw if they screwed me over doesn’t exactly make me “not scary at all”. Like I said before, insult Tom Welling, and my truly scary side can take over. To quote myself, “rrowr”. Beware!
Um, I’m getting a little carried away. So, to round up things…
|You Are 53% Addicted to Blogthings|
You’re a Blogthings fiend – addicted but not totally dependent.
So what if you know your personality type by heart?
And while you may feel like Blogthings is crack…
There are people much worse off than you!
Finally. A nice, succint description of moi. A good way to round up a perfectly pointless post, dontcha think?
Phew, this stuff is tiring. I deserve a break after all this. Hmm, maybe I should go lie in my comfortably cool bed and dream a bit…