10 Signs That Prove You’ve Completely Lost It…

I’ve been called weird so many times, I’ve lost count. I have the weirdest (read: special) bunch of friends, and together we do the weirdest things. People who know us well have given up on the hope that we’ll ever act normal.

Presenting…10 signs that confirm your insanity!! (These signs have all been tested on yours truly, and have produced excellent results…)

  • You and your friend sit on opposite sides of the table and chat with each other on Yahoo Messenger for an hour and a half.
  • You type out the lyrics of a song as you’re listening to it on the comp…just cuz u feel like it!
  • You play a particular song on loop over and over again till you can think of nothing else…and then you go bug your friends by singing it to them over and over again.
  • You and your friends buy t-shirts that say I’m a slow learner in 3 different colours, just so you can wear it to chem lectures and try and irritate the maaad prof (who unfortunately didn’t see us..:( )
  • You and your friend play ‘Barbie’ for a day, by dressing up your Malaysian friend in a sari and dragging her along to a Diwali dinner. And make her walk (and climb a gazillion stairs) all the way back to the hostel when you miss the last bus.
  • You and a friend sing (read: yell at the top of your voices) Ironic by Alanis Morisette any and everytime you hear it…complete with all the crazy inflections!!
  • You take a module called ‘Search for Life on Other Worlds’, but you and your friends find it so annoying to use the name in its entirety that you start calling it (and yourself) ET. Meanwhile, your friend, who takes ‘Information Technology and Us’ starts getting called IT. *ET and IT roll eyes*
  • You wait for friends to doze off during lectures (and keep awake yourself), just so you can take a picture of them and use it for blackmail…muahahaha!!
  • You run around the entire length and breadth of your hostel building at 1 in the morning, trying desperately to find an empty TV room, so you and your friends can watch some weird-ass show that you hardly know the story of.
  • You buy ice-cream from miles away and suffer for more than an hour with what can only be called chocolate goo.

Aah…its so great to be weird. Being weird rocks my socks!! Er…or something like that. *blush*


12 thoughts on “10 Signs That Prove You’ve Completely Lost It…

  1. BetterHalf January 1, 2006 / 2:41 am

    It was close to 12 in the night and the world over people were waiting with bated breath to scream the Happy New Year thingies and going real wild, but here was a sis sis pair that was sitting in front of a comp. Now that would conjure up images of a nerd power infinitum mutiplied ten times over. Fair enough, wouldn’t sitting in front of a comp only this is more of a laptop be the last thing one would do, and we do not suffer from any congenital disease mind you, but here we were fighting for some laptop space which comes with a Night only free browsing. The long and short of it being Short sis asked long sis to hit this particular blog and here I am writing a comment. Only this is more an essay than a comment, maybe blogspot.com is soon going to come up with word limits for comments seeing the size some comments can stretch and mind u i have only just begun.I was taken back to those days of yore when we had the good old tape recorder, more old than good and i remembered how i would hit the play, pause (which invariably never worked), so a stop, rewind and listen carefully, take down lyrics in white sheets of paper, stash it in this “secret corner to be retrieved later” and promptly forget all about it. The n number of days later when i actually came across it, the handwriting would be way too indecipherable so it used to find its way straight to the bin. By your blog standards and the fact that I was blog hopping at 12 on new years eve does grant me straight a’s in weirdness.. But whta the hell..who cares anyways!!And if i might just add, You do write well…….

  2. Vijay Chidambaram November 26, 2005 / 7:41 pm

    Loved your post! You write very well! Those signs of insanity are not so rare.. come spend a day in my college, and u`ll conclude everyone`s crazy!

  3. Clueless November 10, 2005 / 4:57 pm

    #raj,hmm…one and a half, huh? well, i know i said that u have to exhibit two signs at least, but considering that i already made an exception, i dont see any reason not to do it again!! so..join the club!! :Dand btw…haven’t seen you around here before…welcome!! 🙂

  4. Raj November 10, 2005 / 3:55 pm

    I’ve done the first one and half of the third one (i didnt bug anyone with my singing) so what degree of weirdness have i attained so far?

  5. Clueless November 9, 2005 / 12:16 am

    #vknot,hehehe…man, u copy-pasted the entire song!! cheater!! ;)#oreo cream…a.k.a anita beaver?? ;)um..yes..u were included in our ‘special’ club the day you decided to hang out with us!! 😀 and aww…we love you too, dudette!!#niraja,man, i miss those days…my crazy days began with you!!! damn it, i wish we could live those days all over again…miss you, girl!! *sigh*#sowmya,hey sis! welcome to the ‘special people’s club’…and what can i say…it runs in the family, eh?? 😉

  6. sowmya November 7, 2005 / 2:27 pm

    sounds so familiar…worry not sister..its to do with this new species that only a select few belong to…and we belong to it!! keep being wierd…it ROCKS!!

  7. Niraja November 7, 2005 / 1:07 am

    HEY!!!that was like proof that ur the anusha i know…hahai can relate to almost all of them!!!we used to do some of them 2gether!!! hahahabut then i ges it was a known fact tht niraja’s lost it, big time 🙂

  8. oreo cream (waiting to be renamed) November 6, 2005 / 12:56 am

    haha! so cute! i’ve heard all the stories of these weird signs before and somehow i don’t find them weird. Does that mean i’m weird too? :p weird or not, i still love you weird (special) dudettes 😀

  9. Vknot November 5, 2005 / 6:53 pm

    And love is not the easy thingThe only baggage you can bring…And love is not the easy thing….The only baggage you can bringIs all that you can’t leave behindAnd if the darkness is to keep us apartAnd if the daylight feels like it’s a long way offAnd if your glass heart should crackAnd for a second you turn backOh no, be strongWalk on, walk onWhat you got they can’t steal itNo they can’t even feel itWalk on, walk on…Stay safe tonightYou’re packing a suitcase for a place none of us has beenA place that has to be believed to be seenYou could have flown awayA singing bird in an open cageWho will only fly, only fly for freedomWalk on, walk onWhat you’ve got they can’t deny itCan’t sell it, can’t buy itWalk on, walk onStay safe tonightAnd I know it achesAnd your heart it breaksAnd you can only take so muchWalk on, walk onHome… hard to know what it is if you’ve never had oneHome… I can’t say where it is but I know I’m going homeThat’s where the hurt isI know it achesHow your heart it breaksAnd you can only take so muchWalk on, walk onLeave it behindYou’ve got to leave it behindAll that you fashionAll that you makeAll that you buildAll that you breakAll that you measureAll that you stealAll this you can leave behindAll that you reasonAll that you senseAll that you speakAll you dress upAll that you scheme…oh sorry… was listening to U2! hilarious blog! HOW TRUE?!!

  10. Clueless November 5, 2005 / 4:56 pm

    #macho girl,hehehe…20 signs that i’ve lost it..has a nice ring to it, eh?? 😉 well…thanks for being the inspiration behind these 10! i have no doubt u’ll be the one to inspire me the next time over too!! :P#sayesha,normally, we need people to exhibit two or more of the given signs in order to join the club…but for u, we’ll make an exception…Welcome to the insane community!! 😛

  11. Sayesha November 5, 2005 / 4:43 pm

    //You type out the lyrics of a song as you’re listening to it on the comp…just cuz u feel like it!Oh God I do that sometimes!! At work!! :O

  12. Macho Girl November 5, 2005 / 4:18 pm

    Hahaha.. Nice post!! i really enjoyed this one!!! everything sounds so familiar…(i wonder y!!;)) hilarious blog post! IT LIKE ET POST! ET PHONE HOME!!! by the time u complete ur first year, i am sure u will find 20 signs that u lost it! Here’s to many more crazy things that we have not yet done and will be doing sometime in near future!!!!

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